Happy Tree Friends!!!

2006-04-25T05:13:00.000-07:00

ive moved again... http://big-big-j.blogspot.com

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2006-02-03T08:07:00.000-08:00

Tang sae i shldn't post. So i will not post le. Lol. I'm so gay.

I hate my height.

2006-01-28T23:02:00.000-08:00

Ok lets start the post wif a frenly note. Lowest in sec.2 lvl 2005: Gabriel. SEcond lowest in the whole lvl: Me.

Great. Just great. I'm the second lowest in the whole lvl. Can u believe it? Aniwae, i'll like to share sum confessions wif... wif... ok wif myself -.-.

Firstly, i feel sort of ok wif the ahband. Ok, i have always love palying music. Or shld i sae i always love music, but the ting is... sum may hate the band due to the seniors' convention of teaching. Look, i'm not saeing tat the method used in the ahband is wrong. But... Sumtimes the anger thingy do go overboard. Aniwae, if let sae u been practising real hard, and u get fcuked by the seniors. Obviously there is a tedency tat u will get pissed. And the scolding thing do not happen once but quite often if u ask me. Aniwae, back to my point. I still love band, i love palying music, even though i get scolded often.

Ok back to another thing, So the sec.3s are going to lead the band. Ok seriously, i juz realise tat my batch will by the leading batch in about half a yrs time. I'm not even ready for this thing! so if u want a post ppl, go for the drills. But if again u ask my for my comments, so waht is u dun go for the drills. Lets sae that the whole of my batch dun go for drills, then wad is going to happen to the band? lol. no seniors? aniwae... i juz realise tat sum ppl dun nid to go for the drills. Last time the seniors sae muz go drills then can play in SYF. Ok ets sae i dun go for drills, then the tuba section will be really short handed. So will the band still be able to paly?

Aniwae i hate drills. But the only reason i will go for it is becuz i love the running they give in drills. I like to run and test my limits. Ok other then tat, i tink drills are boring. Marching is boring. Too boring till i fall out. -.-. But den again, i still go for the drills. (OK I AM REALLY CONTRADICTING MY POST)

Next, I HATE MY HEIGHT. DAMN THIS SHIT. let me tell u. being tall is not gd. For example, when i go bowling. There isn't any bowling shoe size available for me. So i cannot bowl for the rest of my life. Then when u paly arcade, the arcade games is designed in such a way tat it is meant for ppl around at most 180cm. The problem is, i can't sit straight when i'm playing a racing car game. I can't see the screen when i paly time crisis(my head is seeing above the machine). Thus, the moral of the story is: you wun see me at a bowling alley or arcade much animore. Even when i sit in my dad's car, my hair touches the top of the car.-.-. So tat really suck. Sumtimes being tall is not gd.

So i juz realise tat until 2006. I sort of dun like my ex-class. LOL. I will get scorned by the 2d'05 ppl soon. But hu really gives a damn? Ok i do like sum ppl in my class, i can get along wif them. But other then tat, i hate my sec.2 class. I htae the teachers, the way the class do things, the way the class treat others. But i can confidently tell u, that i tink 3c'06 is (at the momeny) super fun! the teachers seriously rock this year, and i tink the class has a great bunch of ppl.( well i hate sum still though). So i tink this yr could be an enjoyable yr for me.

I still keep thinking of sum band problems... Ok i tink sum times alumni shldn't be welcomed back. I mean sumtimes alumnis are very extra. They come to kaopei the band. Lol if tats the case you will see me bac at ahband very often. Ok of cuz u are welcomed back, but sumtimes the band really isn't ur problem. Unless the section really nids u. So if i'm an alumni, i'll juz go bac to joke around and then go home. -.-.

Perhaps is juz me or i really have a grudge against sum alumnis. After wad i experienced last year...

One other thingy b4 i end this post. I think i'm damn outkasted in my batch at band. Everyone's to lax. And i can't put myself tat lax when i'm palying. AFterall, i sacrificed too much for my cca and my com. Tats why...

I'M THE FUCKING SECOND LOWEST IN THE GOD DAMN LEVEL LAST YEAR DAMMIT. I SUCK. AND MY SEC.2 LIFE SUCK.

Playing lan

2006-01-18T06:14:00.000-08:00

Yay todae sch end early. So this is how it went...

lol i love chinese lessons now, the theacher banned me fm com lab le lol. I go play game then she toking to me i dao her. Now cannot play com for this whole mth i tink sian. LOL TIMOTHY GO SCOLD THE TEACHER FUCK LOL.

At first after sch i go see ms koh, then try to get the report bk. Cannot get, then i heck. Then i went to band rooom ask mervin whether can wtach south park. Then botak screw me.-.-. so i heck. Then ms haffizah come to band room, then she scold me for not doing hw. Then i go suan seniors. Then seniors kp me. Lol. I heck the homework la. I hate chemistry. One thing though: i think mdm eio rox. She damn easy-going. Then summore the lessons interesting.

So after sch, mike ling yi wx tim took taxi go roxy play lan. Then in the end me aloy and victor took a long time to get there. WAsted 7 bucks if sum fish and chips there. Then another 10 bucks playing at roxy. First game i rock. SCore: 15-0.

Lol. Then second game we oso poon everyone.

GABRIEL SO CHIO WIF SHORTS. wahahahahah.

aniwae gabriel so nub in dota ^^.

so sian, i go eat bagua le bb.

Senior kpkb Junior

2006-01-11T05:02:00.000-08:00

Senior kpkb us. I love it. I will work harder in the future. Wun sae the full details here. Maybe i'll cr8 a private blog. Bb.

CCA selections 06

2006-01-06T19:29:00.000-08:00

ok so i'm now gonna blog about the first week of sch. So i went to 3C, well nothing much to do really. I juz realise my class has a lot of sick asses(lol they really suit me). There are 10 guys in the class, and 8 plays dota -.-. Lol did i sae i was gonna stop playing it for sum time? WEll, i really got sick of it oready. And i really think sec.3 is gonna be pack. I have so much things to do oready in the first week. Stupid bio, geog, chinese homework. Then still nid to buy all the different files. sian. then i dunno why this wk so tired.

So i liked yesterdae. But like wtf we had to perform 2 times!?!? So tats ok, seriously i find the concert of the performing arts grp quite nice. Ok VERY NICE. you can see the effort everyone put in for all the grps. I shall show my views on each performance...

First was the seven-tet, or how u call it? Aniwae, we had this grp of 7 ppl playing sum ensemble. I think it would have been very nice, only if they had a conductor, and louder bass. Guitar wasn't too bad. Nice song, though i felt maybe the high notes were a bit out of tune. After tat was CO. Again tat song. Wide variety of music my @$$! Tat song is no doubt nice. But i really got sian of it le. Next was EDC i think. Well great play. Great acting. But i felt story line a bit too lame. Like it was so lame? Then i think was Harmonica was even lamer. Wth fake conductor? I LOVE THE HO CONDUCTOR. DAMN CLASSIC SIA. NICE STYLE TOO. but i nvr liked the first song.

Aniwae, on to chinese drama. U can see tat perhaps the work they put in were not as much as ED's. But they had this creativity to cr8 a play which was equally nice. WAh the first guy on the seat rite(council uniform) he damn have tat ah beng face. Ok lame but funny show.

WAh i think next was dance. OMF WTF SO JIAN. First their emcee sae wad even guys can join dance. THEN I THOUGHT WHY THEY SAE TAT LA. THEN THEIR PLAY LIKE WAS SO JIAN. They have this dance which consisted of the dancers wearing sum stockings playing sum seductive music. THEN LIKE OBVIOUSLY THEY WANTED THE SEC.1 GUYS TO BE ATTRACTED INTO THE CCA. ok maybe i was thinking too much. But u see i spreaded a joke around the band which made us seem tat we were luffing at the dance society so badly. So funny sia.^^. So i observed, all the sec.1 guys were watching the dance wif mad attention.

Ok i admit i watch it the first time(i mean how i noe wad they going to do?). Then second time i was telling tat damn fucking funneh joke. Then i observed the dance more to luff even more. ok nvm maybe sum wun noe. -.-.

So next was us i think. I think my section introduction song suck la. Shld have played sumthing more 'tuba-like'. Aniwae WHY BIG FUN AGAIN? ZZ. lol african symphony was a nicer idea.

So next was choir. Yes, the song was nice. But i hate tat zhou jie lun song.

ok now is EPL highlights i gtg bb

2006 first dae

2006-01-01T08:13:00.000-08:00

ok i noe i'm a bit late. but i'm posting on the 2nd of january. and yes, thsi is a belated new year post. aniwae, i was reading random blogs fm different links. and i read sum blog which was super disgusting, the owner was showing of the person's stead and acted like the person was fiona xie or sumthing. i was thinking: if u're fiona xie, then its a big deal. lol. ppl these daes have little shame do they? juz like all the teachers, all juz love to abuse their authority. wish the teachers in ahs are more humane. todae will be a post of the events in 2005. AND YES, this will be a *faking a gasps*, a long post.-.-".

So lets start wif the unhumane teaching staff i have confronted so far:

1) bloody esther tan: hu threatened to call my mom about my behaviour. Effect: My mom instead attempted to screw her.
2) dr.boon: had sum problems wif the band; also went to molest zhong da; and she thought of me as a lowly student and refuse to have a talk wif me when i wanted one. Effect: n/a
3) cheong: i was referred there by my form teacher after she realise i was a incorrigible jerk. Effect: she advised me to improve on my attitude and personality-.-.
4) mary chan: was always toking bout my fatty issue and always din't allow the 85s to cook. Effect: n/a. In fact i tink she's kool.
5) ms.tigeress (real name i do not noe). The one hu was the trainee e lit teacher. I insulted her intelligence. One thing though: she really isin't a gd joker. She have to request ppl to luff at her jokes.-.-. And when i luffed at it(intentionally), i got screwed. U FAG.
6) mr.tay: he did nothing to me. but he tempted me wif the food he was eating while i had xtra lessons wif him. effect: i got hungry tat dae.
7) Mr.hoo(yes tat ah pek hu always think he's kobe bryant): u see i went wif my frens to play basketball at the indoor stadium while it was under construction. Then he found out and i went to take the rap of the whole issue. in the end, he said i was rude. OK LIKE HOW THE TRUCK WAS I RUDE TO HIM? (oh yeah, perhaps the time when i tried to mimick his poor invigilating skills)
8) ms chan: she had this problem wif the 5 A.P.s but i've grown to like her more.

Disclaimer: if u think tat it was solely my fault tat the darn teachers scold me and u wish to show me a fag sign or screw me upside down, DUN. cuz i will so screw u upside down.

ok tats one thing in the yr. Now for the gd things:

1) i became wiser in the way tat i learn about my freedom of speech in singapore.
2) i learned how to play dota.
3) i make lots of money in gambling.
4) well i'm one year older to the dream of going to pubs every nite. -.-

This yr i shall:

1) screw more teachers.
2) make new classmates and frens.
3) try to screw those frens hu screwed me.
4) try not to get myself into trouble.
5) try to tell everyone not to send me to church as i'm a catholic. I WUN STEP INTO A CHRISTIAN CHURCH AHEM.
6) try to go back my primary sch and see the pathetic sch.

So tats it. TATs my new year resolutions. ok i really want to go and play fifa now. bb.

Happy 2006

2005-12-31T07:39:00.000-08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

ok so i got sick of my old skin. looks like sum primary sch kid's blog. Well, wrestling looks no doubt gay.-.-. So i dun think i have ani new yr resolution. Oh yeah, i juz played a 5 hrs long session of mahjong wif my aunt, mother and cousin. Yes, it was the free fragger. So i made 10 bucks. Hope my luck will not change wif the yr. zz. ANiwae i love to gamble i juz realise tat. ARGHH. i noe its a bad habbit. but i juz love to gamble! ok nvm. I dun think i will engage wif anione in the sch for a mahjong session soon.

So, i have not done my homework. And i dun even noe wad homework i have. I din't take my report book. SO i'm so dead next yr. Aniwae, i have this feeling tat i will get expelled next yr. I think this is a damn freakin band omen. But i really hate all teaching staff. I juz have a bad experience. Like my parents too, they always told me tat teachers are like baddies. LOL.

i gtg bb.

Xi'mas celebrations

2005-12-25T06:01:00.000-08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

ok so i had a great christmas this yr... lets see all the presents i got:

-new hp(my lovely aunt)
-com. repair fees(my parents)
-$20 fm my godmother
-$15 fm my godfather
-$20 fm my another aunt
-$2 each fm my 2 cousins
-and a missing present( supposedly taken back by sum unknown relative)
-total cost: $400+

ok tats not really too much. Lets see wad i gave everyone:

-Chanel perfume(to my cousin who is migrating)
-Sum tribal necklace to my mother
-A diary cum organiser to my father
-A set of Cups and a jug to my aunt
-Sum chocolates to my otehr cousins
-A box of chocolate to the band
-total cost: $150+

So there goes my money. Lol.

Anyway, i played mahjong the whole of todae. I was the only winner at the end of the day. Hehe. All thks to my cousin, who was a 'free frag'. So i kinda make sum money there.

Heres wad i'm gonna buy for myself:

-Fort Minor CD
-A new Com. speaker
-A new pair of headsets

Ok tat would cost me bout a 100. Tats not too bad.

Anyway, I gotta go. Looks like my cousin is not too happy wif my winnings at mahjong. It seems i'm gonna have anotehr round later on. So i gtg merry christmas once again!

new skin

2005-12-23T08:58:00.000-08:00

Disclaimer: i'm speaking of the truth of how i feel. If u have been insulted or been kaobei-ed by me. i'm sorry.(i'm feeling damn pissed)( i am be using vulgarities)

For the third time, i am reinstalling warcraft-.-. Damn, this is gonna take me another 3hrs. So i decided to change my skin and play a bit of fifa. Kinda got sick of the anime cheesy skin. Thks to the creator of the skin, and also, screw u=). Btw, i think the btm foto sux. But i like orton more then cena. And yea, i still love wrestling after so many years.

So i'm back from the chalet. ok the band chalet is still going on rite now. but i got pissed todae and went home instead. Lets start from yesterdae.

There was city slickers. But being the usual me, i ap-ed all the way. So i din't go. And i was awaken by the fucken zhongda. He came my hse early in the morn to wake me up. So we went to sch for the cip meeting. I din't want to do anithing really. Cuz i really hate cip. I prefer more of like feeding the old folks or sumthing. Aniwae, there was counciol camp. Oh wad a irritating thing to see a bunch of ppl woking past me numerous times. So i waited for haozheng oso and we went to paly bball. We actaully played for about 4 hrs. Then i met up wif wx and we went to the chalet together. This yr the chalet really suck,(read disclaimer above). So few ppl around. Wah piang, no darn fun games to rent. So we played halo 2 the whole damn nite. Its actaully quite fun. But after a while i got sick of tat dumb game. So kiayong was the only sec.1 hu stayed. Me, him, wx, jeremy, and aloy played for bout 4 hrs. Then we went to slp. Then wad the truck la. We make a lot of noise(cuz very exciting mah), then neighbours complain. then wad seniors came over ask us shuddup. Then they themselves make noise. Then how? I go ask them shuddup? cannot rite so i heck them lo. U make noise i oso make la.(#1 pissed point)

#2 pissed point: tat fucking jeremy keep on thinking my name is wx-.-. SCREW U.

After tat i woke up late this morning then i heck my cip. Zhongda called me so i got to go home to let him take the presents. Then wx come my hse play dota. Then after tat his fone gone. Then how? lol i feel damn paiseh la when his father kaopei him in the car. Imagine my father scold me and u are in the car. Yea got tat rite.

#3 Pissed point: i got ksed 2 times in dota but the same fucking guy(and i told him not to kachao)

So after tat i went back to the chalet. Personally i feel playing wif my section mates xbox was the most fun la. So kristin brought sum xbox games(the fighting type). I and wx VS kiayong and kristin. So we played dead os alive first. I juz realise tat it was damn easy. Juz keep pressing the same button and u win them. So me and wx poon them=). Then we played guilty gear. Then like wad the truck again la. I dunno wad happen then i die liao -.-.

#4 pissed point: when i killed kristin and kiayong, i sort of teased them(u noe my character rite?). Then the fucking jeremy again keep on using a pillow and whack my head repeatedly. SCREW U.

So after tat we went to the bbq. It seemed like u got to cook yr own food then can eat. Ok understandable. But wad the hell la. the ppl cook and eat at the same time at the pit. Then fucked up i no space to eat. FEd up, i went wif wx out to check new games at x-quare and we ate sum snacks. Come back, then no more food. PPl still stand there eat. Seriously, they shld like after coook their food then fuck off la. Stand there u think u hu? Trish stratus ar! Ok i appreciated those hu wanted to help us cook food. Thks guys u rock.

So i went out of the chalet again. This time i heard fm mervin tat senior sae we cannot play box liao. cuz we play for 2 daes le. Force us to watch farewell video la. WTF NOW. NO XBOX NO FOOD NO FUN GAMES. Shit sia. Summore i see most section take their vids la. See again wasted my damn time la. Like why muz put the com at out half of the chalet. The seniors watching movie. MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE MOVIE YR LAN LA. Fm yesterdae till juz now, i think u all watch a lot of tv oso lo. then u want i go over and shut yr tv? NAbei u all dun want rite? Wah i c an understand u all want watch video at my tv, but at least show democracy la. Ask those watching movie stop and watch la. (think got bout 10 pissed points here)

SCREW U GUYS.

Aniwae, this part is dedicated to zhongda. U ask me why i nvr go cip rite. I tell u la. I sure noe everyone celebrate yr b'dae(belated). Then i go like idiot like tat. Since i celebrate wif u b4, then i celebrate again for wad? summore not sae i tat important to u wad. Give u guys a chance to bond la. And i may consider if i watch NarNia tml.

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So i think this chalet is damn cock la. I am so damn pissed. Weixian, not yr fault la, but u doubted my mother when u ask me to ask her to search the hse again when yr fone missing. Like dat u unwittingly insulted my mother la. Then i oso will feel buay song wad. Get my meaning. Not hard feelings though. I noe u din't do it on purpose.

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PS: I dun think i will go again for ani of this kind of chalets.

I finally got a ball-.-

2005-12-19T06:18:00.000-08:00

OMFG. I wasted money. I and zhongda bought a basketball todae. -.-. It cause us bout 26 bucks. Reasonable price. Then todae i a fish tired dae. Ok lets start fm the beginning.

I woke up late todae. My fucken ft cocked yesterdae. So i sort of took about 6hrs on download patch -.-. So in the morning, i got a morning call(11pm) by zhongda. He was outside my hse -.-. So he bought sum stuff, and decided to put them in my hse. DArn him. Then i went to the dentist. Zhongda folowed me. So i spent sum time there. After the appointment it was bout 3.30. Then i thought it would be useless to go back band. So i went wif Zhongda to comics connection. Spent an hr there -.-. in the end, i bought nothing. So after which i went back to ahs to play bball.

I had a fucken stomachache on the way there. so i went back to sch to do sum stuff(hehe). Saw sum seniors there. Then after which i went to play bball again. So i played played played. Then come home lo. Oh ya. Zhongda went to pei me wok wok pasar malam. -.-.

As weisheng would sae, Another gay outing.^^

zz

2005-12-18T07:48:00.000-08:00

Ok i'm finally watching survivor series -.-. Juz blame channel 5 for being a lagger. Ok aniwae. I finally got my com repair todae. ANd it cost me 70 bucks out of my pocket. SO now i can finlly play com. After which i went to queensway to buy my sch shoe. The fucken thing is tat there is no shoes of my size-.-. Juz for u all, i wear 13 and its juuz nice for the foot. So u can't really find ani white shoes at tat size. Thus i decided to wear sports shoes to sch next yr.

AFter tat i went to bedok to play bball wif haozheng. Ok i played wif sum boi wif hairy armpits(LOL).Uncle, his 2 sons and the kaobei uncle(hu likes to take off shirt). Oh yeah, wif me and haozheng. After which Zhongda and Kenan came. And the game got boring. Soon after, we went to mike's hse. I took the roc cd. And me, haozheng zhongda and mike went to changi village to eat. So we had steamboat wif a plate of chicken meat, and sum rice. After which we ate more fried rice wif salted fish. So we ate, tok cock and watch soccer. After which i took a taxi back wif the 3 other gays. So tats the dae. THough the post seemed short but it sure is long dae.

Anyway tml i have a dental appointment-.- and i'm gonna skip band again. Last one would be in january. So tats tat. I;m gonna watch my survivor series. Cya soon bb.

Tuition Point!

2005-12-06T07:13:00.000-08:00

I'm back from my first lesson on tuition at tuition point. Unexpectedly, i'm blooging on zhongda again. Lol todae tuition was damn fun. Soheres how it went about.

I went wif andrew in the morn to wx hse to play fifa. And i won andrew. HAHA.

after which i went for tuition.

So when i first arrived, i saw 2 other kids. Ok the tuition had only 5 ppl. Me, Zd, Wx, Another fatass and a very thin girl. Ok i was like the light for the group, seems like no one luffed when i wasn't around. And when i came, wx and zd was luffing the whole lesson. Ok admit it ppl, i'm a funny guy. -_-

#1 funny thing: The fatass and the thin girl are steads. It seemingly was tat the thin girl always gave the fat guy her share of food, thus the results of their sizes. lol.

#2 funny thing: The administrator cum secretary of the tuition point was damn funny. She had this very erxin teeth which was almost black and she wore such WOW clothes. And she was damn ACBC. Lol she was seducing wx. Get the idea?

#3 funny thing: The tutor was crazy over war. He could relate graphs to hitler and war.

#4 funny thing: The tutor was damn clumsy. He knocked into the door and dropped his whole box of stationary and his handphone. The way he picked the stuff was just like mervin. Lol.

#5 funny thing: The Fatass was always making 'oink' sounds (juz like a pig).

#6 funny thing: The girls was wearing sluttish clothes.

#7 funny thing: The steads were always acting smart. They always were the first to finish the maths assignments. But when it came to the problem sums, even zhongda outsmarted them. (note: zhongda got 39 for maths). However, Wx was still the slowest in thr grp.

#8 funny thing: The fatass doesn't noe whats <>. Ok even if he doesn't noe, surely he would noe how to pronounce it?

#9 funny thing: The tutor pronouced <> as <<>>.

In juz a mere one and a half hrs, i could come up wif 9 funny facts. Lol.

AFter tution, we went for supper and tok more bout the steads. Lol.

Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. Lol. (9 times)

Fat old me.

2005-12-02T11:59:00.000-08:00

Ok its 4 in the morn. Call me a lagger, but i really think tat i post too much bout ZhongDa oready. Sum may think i'm gay -.-. Aniwae, i shall post one more thing about him. Zhongda's b'dae is tml. OMG. He's finally gonna turn 14. WOW. You shld cheer for him. He's finally gonna be a 14 yr old. And he really is happy about it.

So i dun think i'm gonna celebrate his stupid b'dae. Sae i'm petty, but i'm still pissed by the fact tat i'm suppose to pay for the missing ball. Aniwae why would i wanna celebrate his b'dae. Wad he do on my b'dae? PLayed soul caliber 2 wif me. -.-. So u get the idea now? He doesn't care a hood about b'daes.

So i'm not gonna foot a single cent. Yeah you got me. I dun even think he nids anithing. Tok about the losing weight programme. I've sort of lost faith in it. Instead of helping me, zhongda(my sort of coach) even temtped me to eat wif him. Saeing tat i wun die by eating wif him, so tat does it!! i'm not gonna lose weight. No one gonna care. The fact tat is i will still be accepted by the society even if i'm real fat. I will still be a normal guy wif normal frens. True frens wun desert you juz becuz you're fat. So i'm proud to be a FATASS.

lol.

Reasons why i no nid to lose weight:
1) i'm not in national service
2) i'm not in a sports cca or a cca tat requires gd physical abilities
3) i dun nid a girlfren

Reasons why i can't lose weight:
1) i love to eat
2) i'm trying to improve my food knowledge
3) i'm working to my future goal in life
4) i'm working to be a food conneusiuer(how u spell tat?!?)

My current life does not nid to lose weight:
1) i'm into cyber gaming
2) i'm into band and tubaing
3) i'm into eating

So there you have it. My life and my fat problems. I noe there are ppl out there hu despise me. SO WAD. i'm juz an average joel going my average life. Wif juz sum average frens and an average family. Average studies and average problems. Love my life rite now. No problems at all.

Why i'm toking about all of this?!? arrgh nvm. i shall blog again soon.

PS: i was sick todae, tats why i din't go band.

Missing Ball

2005-12-01T10:31:00.000-08:00

So its 2.30 in the morn and i'm lethargic. I'm feeling a bit feverish now. hope to go band still tml. I've been slacking at home the whole dae. So i got no funny stories. Shall i sae the one on the missing ball...

Note: I shall reveal sum secrets here.

So ZhongDa is angry wif me, haozheng and wx. As usual, we were suppose to play bball everynite. However, yesterdae zhongda all of a sudden backed out. he din't go to sch at all. haozheng and wx went to play bball. I was having a bad stomachache so i sat down and play the PSP. After the game, we decided to eat at 85 and play lan. So feeling angry wif zd, we left the ball in sch. According to zhongda now, the ball is official mising. And he wants us to pay for it. -_-"

Look. The ball is not his. It was a missing ball and we juz took it. So wads the big deal. OK lets sae i apologize. ARE U HAPPY NOW?

so after tat mike joined us. we went to 85 eat. then the 4 gays weent to paviliion to play lan. Haozheng was left out as he got nothing to play. The fifa there had sum probs and he wasted his money on NFS2. ME, mike and wx went to play DotA 3v3 wif sum gays.

PS: I gotta u about the match as it was quite funneh.

So it was the 3 gays vs 3 bengs.

They picked sum deadly heroes. It was vengful, brood and dk. So we 3 randomed. Unfortunately for them, i got antimage. Supposedly i was gd at him so bad luk for them. Luckily, no one went to stop me as i earn gold. So i was getting money real quikly. In the end i got 2 bashers. which one i gave to wx. Aegis. Dive rapier. Treads. and i gave the items for butterly to mike.

Note to non-players: their dmg was like +50, mine was +350 -.-. So i trash their arses. I kill sum guy wif juz 100 hp(he had 1000hp). In the end, my final score was 30 kills, 3 deaths. They suck. The bengs suck at DotA. Mike had a gd score too.

Moral we learn todae: We can get moral booster at pavillion.(the players there are noobs)

Fun Night!!

2005-11-28T23:46:00.000-08:00

ok so i din't post during the wkend. I'm gonna make a short summary about it. So i spent my wkend marathoning mahjong wif my aunts. WE managed to amazingly play mahjong the whole o f saturday. Turns out tat it was to crazy for my dear aunts and they decided(wif my mom and me) to 'slumber' overnite. B4 carrying on sundae. i went back for a while in the noon( u noe i juz can't stand 24 hrs of mahjong). So after buying dinner for them(how fillial!) i went back to get on my game. Turned out that i won a mere 3 bucks over the 2 nites. -.-".

For todae it was damn fun. First we had band in the noon. Then i got pestered(as usual) by ws to play dota wif him. So i declined and went to play bball. I was joined by mike, haozheng, zhongda and weixian. So we met sum dicks there. One guy was staring at us and we were sort of unhappy wif him. Then i met the china guy(the one hu kicked my *ahem*) again. PS: check my previous posts. Then i met tat old man again. So I made quite some frens there.

WE had a feast tonite. 10 chicken wings. One big stingray. One fried oyster(orh lua), 2 carrot cakes, one ba cho mee and 5 rices. Courtesy of MR goh. Wad made the nite fun? wellll it was the singing of mai-a-hee song. We sang tat gay tune the whole nite.

Moral #1: singing 'mai-a-hee' song is very amusing.

After tat we went to paly basketball again. We played till 10. Composition of a game call shirly was made. LOL. AFter which i wx and zd shared a taxi home.(still singing tat gay tune)

Moral #2: EAting wif zhongda is damn shiok!

So i'm back home again after a tiring dae out. Think we will paly again tml. FUN! Btw i'm watching sum show call 'las vegas'.

Moral #3: It is a damn pervo show. More pervo then OC i think.

ZhongDa is the Biggest Sucker in the World!

2005-11-25T22:29:00.000-08:00

ZhongDa is a damn sucker la. He spent like 30 bucks of my money this wk. Look. First was tuesdae. Ate fried oysters (oh jian?) wif him. 5 bucks. Then drank 2 cartons of HL milk. Wednesdae. Ate 22 sticks of satay. 3 hokkien mee. 4 chicken wings. 4 green tea. 1 ice kachang. Thursdae. 2 more HL milks. Fridae. another 2 more cartons. Damn u ZhongDa.

Oh yea one more thing. I think i insulted too many kids this wk. First was a working woman hu like hu zi mei. I shouted damn loud la. Then was the old man we met yesterdae. When he came todae, i tried to imitate him. Then i think he got pissed. Found him an interesting old man as he had a damn guai manner of bball. OH yea. Then there were this indian men hu we so-called guo shou(nationals). lol. <>

So tat was my dis wk. The boring thing is tat i gtg gym this sundae wif my dad. -.-. Will blog again soon.

Btw, buy band tickets fm me. Not fm other members k?

First running nite...

2005-11-21T22:59:00.000-08:00

So i'm back fm my running wif zhongda. Let me tell u its damn tiring. Imagine running for 2.5 km, then woking the rest of the remaining 1.8km of the reservior. After running, we like wok to AHS, then went to play bball wif haozheng. Then nid to wok to 28 bus stop. So i'm shagged!

ok i nid to slp, tml i still nid to go play bball. Let me tell u. Losing weight is not tat easy. Seriously u nid to eat a bit in meals, nvr drink sweet drinks, skip breafsat and no snacks. WTF.But i'm gonna presevere till the end!~

ZhongDa claims his body damn hot!!

2005-11-21T00:02:00.000-08:00

Allegedly it seems like Mr Ang WeiSheng yesterdae declared tat to he public tat he went to pee. Todae we have a new report. It is Mr Goh Zhong Da, he told reporter Joel Lock tat his body was damn hot. Here's an extract fm the Msn Messenger conversation:

___*2diao.xo5--*[[31]] * A friend is like a four leaf clover , hard to find but lucky to have* says:
my body damn hot

15 mins later, he again declared and boasted about his hot body:

___*2diao.xo5--*[[31]] * A friend is like a four leaf clover , hard to find but lucky to have* says:
i feel hot

AFter both incident, Mr Goh realised about his unwittingly exposed secret of his hot body and went offline.

* * * * * * * * * * * *

Ok tat was lame. But look! Its in the nite rite now. As usual dued to my nocturnal nature i remain awake. But seriously tat was a funny fact bout zhongda. He really thinks his hot! =)

Weisheng went to pee

2005-11-20T02:20:00.000-08:00

Dun disturb weisheng everyone. He went to pee. Look wad he said: "
ahsNCC=[ VIT member ]=brAvO' 05 dun play blackjack with zhongda. high chance of heart attack says:
wait
`ahsNCC=[ VIT member ]=brAvO' 05 dun play blackjack with zhongda. high chance of heart attack says:
i go pee"

Lol.

tat was lame.

so i just ended a 2 hr tok with him. BOut cock. Yeah. So it was a cool tok. WE shld do tat more often.

Tired...

2005-11-19T01:57:00.000-08:00

Ok for ppl hu think i'm normal, think again. I can't believe it, but i replayed Poke the Angry Ogre 15 tmes! yeah i noe i'm mad, it took me like 1 and a half hr. I'm about to get insane; imagine poking a stupid ogre for an hr and a half. YEah i think u get the point. Anyway, the appeal results are out!!!

ANDDDDDDDDDDDD i've been accepted to C5, with aloy. YEah, this i think will be a shit class. And there's wx too. And if we combine with C6, yeah here comes cock ling yi and some sports class kiddos. i predict myself getting top in class next yr. LOL. wad to do. the class looks like it will be the lousiest class in the whole lvl. HEHE. Sry peeps hu are in C5, i've discriminated YOU!

So the WCG is about to end. Too bad DotA is not part of it. REally hope it can enter WCG official gaming next yr. I'm trying real hard to enter the cyber games profession... yeah...

I'm watching wrestling rite now... bored... will post soon...bb..

RELIVED!

2005-11-17T00:03:00.000-08:00

PS:There's a high chance of me frequently blogging again.

Welcome back to my blog ppl. I've decided to take the new approach of using proper puntuactions in my sentences, thus u realising a more neat blog. Aniwae, i've decided to reblog. Its the holidaes! Feeling utterly bored, i've decided to write sum stuff. Well, it actaully helps my english. Amazingly, i almost failed english in my EOY. And it was supposedly my forte.-_-"

Aniwae, I entered a crap stream. Thus my appeal to go to C5, sorry but i can't tell u all my average. Cause i dun have my report book, and i dun intend to get it. So, the shanghai trip was so-so. Just tat i realise i never want to work there. Its corrupted. So, i juz realise tat ms chan is great person.

Ok for my so-called brothers, heres the recount of the traingle affair; me, esther tan and cheong may lan. Hey! Its not wad u think it is! Lolx. Aniwae, its the fact tat my name is 99.9999% blacklisted in AHS. So lets start from the beginning of this affair...

It was the paper 1 for the EOY. AFter which the sec.2s must take their chinese oral examination. Unfortunately, i had a bad diarrhoea tat faithful day. WOrse of all, my whole shorts was like torn into half.(it occured when i ran up chang cheng). So after listening to the mocking of the dearest Goh Zhong Da, i decided to went home. Ok look at it from this point: imagine the teacher drop a pen and when he/she bends down to pick it, they will see a wow- wow thingy. Get the picture now?

So thus i took a cab home, without going for ani oral. Few months passed, its the EOY. It was then i realised tat i din't take the oral exams. Thus my mom called the sch to enquire if i could have a re-test, my dearest from teacher then seize the chance to badmouth me. ALAS, a backstab! but no backstab was able to kill me, my mother ended up screwing the teacher. Ok, my mom's the best. She's one of the only few hu sees the thing i do, how u do put it? IN a more profound matter, yeah tats it. Well, from young till now, i've always been misunderstood. No matter how i stand, i'm always the bad egg. Thus i've learn to live with that fact.

Anyway i shall cease with my diggression. So my mom screw my form teacher. Feeling inferior of losing to the verbal battle with my mother, she decided to pull in help from the vice principal: cheong may lan. This time they went for plan B, which was to attack me mentally. Their plan? try to make me frighten and make the Lock family lose the battle.

Sry my dearest seniors(Tsn and cheong), but the plan really backfired. Dued to the fact tat i was training for the next yr's WCG, i got pissed when she rung me up. We had a slow conversation initially, but i got pissed at her sarcastic remarks and sort of... er blew up. So ms cheong was not happy with me. Thus i got called to her office after my D'n't paper. She spoke to me, as usual i acted blur. Then Boon was about to get called in, but she supposedly ask me to fuck off. ok so i went home after tat, oh yeah, i was suppose to have another appointment with Cheong.

So i had my oral, but it was supposedly to be voided if i did not appear for the next appointment. Then my chinese failed terribly. So i pang seh them. HAHA. thus now i'm blacklisted. ANywae, lets hope tat not affect my appeal chances.

So tat was the end of tat monstrous ordeal. Btw, i just liike prince of tennis. Its like so kool, and i always wanted to learn tennis. -_-".

ok tat will be the end of this blog. Oh yeah, i'm afraid i get sued for insulting my teachers. so dun tell anione. Thks!

Sick....

2005-08-23T20:10:00.000-07:00

ok so i din't go school todae.... i'm sick... have a very bad sore throat.... can't even tok leh.... haha... yay... so i miss chinese... science.... pe... d n t and cd.... YES!!!! all the shit lessons.... ok... i stayed at my aunt's hse last night.... her guest room bed so shiok eh.... wow....

ok so in the morning i watched legend of the condor hero.... never did i noe it was so nice lor... i have also decided to buy the comic.... lol.... then after tat i went to see the doctor.... as i have not contracted chicken's pox... thus i also asked the doctor bout the vaccination... and he went to digress... toking bout all his patients hu died from chicken pox.... -_-""" but i find it amusing... so i'[ve decided to go for the jab one day.... lol....

ok then i went to play lan... not bad... i won weisiong in the 1 on 1 match.... (as expected)... so after tat went home and paly dota again... not bad my score.... first time play lion... 5 kills 3 deaths... then my com disconnected... time to change my com i think....

ok this is funneh... i'm hearing eminem now... reminds me of yesterdae.... we had eminem in band.... haha.... i think most will noe hu.... lol.... then mervin went to impersonate tat person... haha.....

WOW my mother won a MP3... yay.... so i using it tml... sicne mine is under repair.... lol... ok tats all.... oh yeah... i think i will be late tml... my father not in singapore(not transport)... my bag is in my aunt's hse.... so i'm dead.... ok bb....

Plain old sunday................

2005-08-21T18:47:00.000-07:00

so todae's sunday... and i'm always bored on my weekends... my come is having problems and can't play dota.... i'm not on form in dota.... so it quite a sucky weekend for me... but tml i staying in my auntie house... yay... my parents are away so i'm moving in there to stay for a night... lol...

my mp3 has been sent for repair.... and theres maths test tml... (or was it science?) ok so i do not understand chapter 13 and i'm dead.... k... maths i really not my forte....

ok so i'm downloading maple... haha.... very boring... i can't play dota wif my com like dat... so i shall play maple... bet in 1 month i can be top player in 2D... i think yan ren 30+... lol.... so tats bout it....

ok... i finally come out wif another conclusion: marilyn manson songs sucks... yes it really sucks... he has this stupid face... yes... and his songs sucks... good ridance to him now....

ok will blog again on tuesday(since i can't blog tml... my aunt hse no com.)............

Boring....

2005-08-19T22:46:00.000-07:00

ok today is a so-so day... in fact super boring... i've decided to quarantee tat 'person' mention yesterdae.... yep.... so if i'm not tokin to u... then u noe u are that person.... haha... ok on to lessons... nothing much... only tat i realised one thing... the irony is that ms chan is a childish old woman who is about to have meonpause... she practically acts like she's sum primary sch kid... re-enactment of todae's lesosns....

since no one had reply to her question... she went to click hger slides on her sicence presentation to finish... she claimed we not appreciative of her... then she wish she did nnot give up 2C..... then she throw her marker on the table and sit down and stare at us.... stupid sia...so childish..... i was luffing at her.... why din't she give us up!!!???

ok after tat nothing else happen... yay... oh yeah... mrs chua is so gd to me... she encouraged me to get andrew's tuba.... YES! i do hope to get a change...my instrument is totally horrible... kenan u watch out... i getting sumthing 'newer'.... haha...

so we are going to play festival march and marriage of figaro for end of yr concert... hu wants to go? plz support us... k i gtg download southpark ler... b...

Very Bad Day

2005-08-18T19:54:00.000-07:00

i hate you motherfucker... why muz u think of mi this way u dick... damn you!!

ok today's is seriously a bad day... my MP3 which i juz bought last week is giving my troubles... seems like the hard ware is corrupted.... damn it la... hope my warranty can ehlp mi change new one... damn it...

then today was very unhappy in school.... something had happen to me... over and over again its always u.... from my previous blog till now... why muz u agitate mi...damn you motherfucker....

ok so i'm angry... i am going to zuo mo for a while now....

I'm proud to be haozheng's friend!!=D

2005-08-17T20:07:00.000-07:00

ok this is gonna be funneh... never knew the sports class so sissy... heehee.... ok lets start from the beginning... today i suppose as most sec.2 noe.... there was a feud between the sport class and us(the boys from 2D).... ok from the beginning... aniwae juz for yr information anithing big in the sch always start wif me....

so it was during assembly...boring as usual we were making jokes behind.... haozheng pissed me off by pinching my belly and breast... (huba?)... ok... so i was pissed... so i grabbed hold of his leg and got one of the shoes... so i threw it and it bounced onto one guy in 2H... so the 2H ppl go throw the shoe even further... ok so after moving seat... i got a serious beating up... then haozheng went to take back his shoe... then sum dick go trip him on purpose.... then he buay song.... so after assembly... he go confront the guy... this dick tried to act cool and like try to say: What u staring at?(while woking away)

then haozheng was like:" You stay here...."

ok tat was damn funneh.... then the guy continue to wok away... then haozheng go folo him.... then tat guy i think hum or scared haozheng and tried to give reason... i think was bout to fight then extra wu lao shi(sec.2 DM) come extra... then nothing happen..... lol... funneh confrontation...

hmm... i think i shall bring pen knife to sch nowadays.... juz in case of a gang bang.... yeh... haozheng got his 'parang'... lol....

ok juz to say tat i think this bunch of fuckers are hum chi kias.... not happy wif my friend ar... beat mi up la.... i'm serious....

ok tats all bout the funneh post... haozheng is a great guy... and i'm proud to have him as a friend...

Wedding

2005-08-14T00:11:00.000-07:00

ok... so i'm back alive again... yes after tat long pause... i've finally straighten my thoughts... so wad if i'm the lowest rank in my section? at least i can play..... ok tats not the point(i'm digressing)

so yesterday was my cousin's wedding... since it was a fusion marriage, they dun give a !@#$ bout the 7th month... ok... so this wedding was particularly interesting... there were ppl from all over the world.... ranging from indians( cousin-in-law is indian ), aghanistans, australians, hongkongers, italians and niggers... whoops! k nvm... haha...

ok let mi tell u tat italian girl was hot... yes i mean OOO-la-la.... my another cousin-in-law's cousin.... confusing rite... but wow.....

ok so my aunt's got both her kids married out.... tat means that my cousin's room is now MINE... yay.... i can sleep there whenever i want now... woohoo...

thinking of buying my MP3 tml... Muvo V200

ok i'll blog again soon... chaox...